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Nigerians are indeed very funny people. Especially my Kano people. On Sunday night, I was sitting with a guy who sell tea near my house before call for prayers.
An elderly man came and said, “bani hadin Buhari – Give me Buhari’s mixture” and without saying anything, the guy gave him tea and small bread and collected 50 Naira and gave 10 Naira change.
Nothing more said. I was baffled so I asked what that meant and the tea guy said hadin Buhari mean tea without milk plus small bread.


Again this morning, a friend came to visit me. I saw him off to his car and on my way back, I remembered I 

needed battery for my wireless mouse and stopped by a guy running a small kiosk nearby to get one. Just while I was walking away, a guy I met there said, “bani Buhari de Osinbajo – give me Buhari and Osinbajo”. I immediately paused to see what he meant and again, without uttering a word, he gave him garri and groundnut. I returned back to ask again what that meant and he said Garri is Buhari, Osinbajo is groundnut while Bukola is sugar.
Kano will always make a comedy out of every circumstance.
So, this afternoon, I feel like having Buhari, Osinbajo and Bukola.

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